Belly button fluff

I reckon I could have filled a couple of duvets with the amount of fluff I've picked out of my belly button over the years. Who would have thought that such an innocent little feature of my body could be so voracious a muncher of my clothes?

Fact is, if you've got a bit of a paunch then you're going to get belly button fluff. I've yet to test whether skinny people with inny belly buttons also get fluff. Once I've done some more research, I'll get back to you.